Anonymous asked:
HAVe YOU thought about chubby baby Jason?? Like he's this sweet round cutie pie with curls? and slight freckles on his little button nose??
bruciemilf answered:
EVERYDAY.
You CANNOT convince me Bruce wouldn’t dot on him 24/7. Pursuing him to actually leave his baby’s side in order to do, you know… Anything else is a losing battle.
Additionally, Bruce’s reputation as recluse is practically gone.
Baby Jason loves wobbling around the dog park, convenience stores, Gotham Academy halls when Bruce brings Dick his forgotten lunch.
It’s not out of the ordinary for the billionaire to lightly jog after that screeching little cherub baby; It’s the cutest sight.
Like a cat tracking down it’s wild kitten. Or at least, that’s how Clark Kent eloquently describes it in the newspaper.
Baby Jason is just as clingy to Bruce, thought.
He wouldn’t hide in Batman’s duffel bag, in the Watchtower, otherwise.
It’s the first time the league sees Batman actually, truly terrified.
“Turn this around.”
“Batman, our mission cannot he annulled. I– oh. Yes, Jason, I would love to see the bug. Yes. Pretty bug.”
Jason coos, setting the little thing free, and makes grabby hands for his dad, who picks him up so fast Clark nearly misses it.
They just can’t fathom how this sentient ray of sunshine is related to their Bat. But Bruce is a natural at it.
The only problem with Jason being here is that A) Jason is here.
B) Bruce cannot and will not stop kissing his chubby cheeks, which postpones a lot of their work. Not that they mind. Clark certainly doesn’t.
Oliver, something furious and familiar smoking behind his mask, pulls Diana and Clark over.
“ Okay. Which one of you did it?”
“Uh, what?”
“ I’m not a toilet, so don’t bullshit me, boyscout. Which one of you is responsible for THAT,”
He gestures to Hal projecting butterflies in the lunch room, so Jason can chase them. For once, Bruce doesn’t look like he wants to burn him to dust. Clark tries not to let that bother him.
“WHAT.”
“Amazonian, kryptonian, – I’m not leaving options out. But my bet is on Diana.”
